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June 01 2015

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FEEEEEEEEELS. Can we all agree that most of this would probably apply to John Watson as well?

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Dad reflexes. [video]

Bruh this man was sleep and sensed that his child was in danger

I showed this gif to my mother and she said: “yeah, but when you have small kids you have to sleep with one eye closed and the other one open.”

Are we just going to coast over the fact that the mother is just dangling the tiny human by the leg???????





I need volunteers

For what?

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

how do i get in on this

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No one understands Will Smith’s jokes and it took Jada 3 hours to notice the popsicle stick

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E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

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Maria de Medeiros as Fabienne in Pulp Fiction (1994)

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The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

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Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

I’m going to throw a cake at your head


being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

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“What was great about this is that the luxury of a love story was not where we were, I mean they can’t even talk to each other. We never even talked about it - it was never there, no one said ‘maybe’, we never had to fight against it. It was always going to be two warriors on par, starting off with very little respect for each other and ending up with a massive respect for each other.” - Charlize Theron (x)

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oh my god

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scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

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every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

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