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October 04 2017

the signs as aesthetics

kicksomezodiass:

aries - dirty high tops, varsity jackets, sunrises, graffiti, pins and patches, lightning, live concerts, wide grins, lollipops, skinny jeans, matches, the moment before the drop on a roller coaster

taurus - flower crowns, oversized sweaters, mom jeans, mugs, leather, log fires, sunlight peeking through the window, leaves, succulents, journals, sleeping in on the weekends, messy buns

gemini - bright eyes, bicycles, overalls, new friends, art museums, iced coffee, infectious laughter, pastel colors, bubblegum, new books, speakers, yellow highlighter, singing in the shower

cancer - the beach, hair blowing in the wind, bath bombs, conch shells, balloons, the moon, soft serve, the sound of raindrops against the window, knee high socks, running barefoot, inspirational quotes

leo - gold stars, sparklers, mascara, romantic poetry, mirrors, sunflowers, running through a meadow, glitter, fairy lights, hot baths, monarch butterflies, sunny days, bright eyeshadow

virgo - french braids, calligraphy, bookstores, collared shirts, to-do lists, teacups, watercolors, mason jars, dainty hands, cuffed pants, fresh linens, classic literature, potted plants, bullet journals, clear aviators

libra - cotton candy clouds, bubble baths, cherry blossoms, lace, lip gloss, ferris wheels, gentle eyes, holding hands, pink lemonade, candy hearts, novels, birds chirping, strawberries, vintage cars

scorpio - sunsets, midnight conversations, driving on an empty highway, listening to the radio, rainy days, crescent moon, tv static, all-nighters, white sheets, the ocean

sagittarius - road trips, beanies, doodling, maps, getting lost, stargazing, forests, fireflies, polaroids, cameras, paint-stained jeans, light bulbs, messy ponytails, traveling the world

capricorn - architecture, silhouettes, sheet music, mountains, old books, coffee shops, high ceilings, history museums, skylines, nude lipstick, spiral staircases, neat handwriting, cobblestone

aquarius - combat boots, neon signs, geodes, starry skies, pool water, song lyrics, bulky headphones, space, telescopes, multi-colored fairy lights, smoke, activism, 24-hour gas stations, dyed hair

pisces - daydreaming, umbrellas, finger paint, sketchbooks, getting lost in your thoughts, ice cream trucks, earphones, leggings, sweatshirts, paint chips, swing sets, daisies, milkshakes, bubbles, scented candles

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chainsawpunk:

me except I never stop myself

October 03 2017

shark-kiss:

gamegrrl:

gamegrrl:

two things i want:

  • a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience
  • a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

A chopped-style cooking where where neither the judges nor the competitors have any cooking experience, but both groups are told that the other group does, and they try to convince each other that they do too with nonsense words and unnecessarily complicated dishes.

cryptozoologygirls:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

Should I go to Waffle House at midnight on Friday the 13th?

Yes. A portal will open and you will simultaneously be at all Waffle Houses at once, but on a separate plane of reality.

hurleyquinn:

suburbangains:

Ah yes October, that wonderful time of the year where everyone is Quirky™ for liking Halloween more than the average person.

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goon:

he looks like hes about to write one of those “me, an intellectual” posts

abomination-of-gender:

I need people to understand that the viral onion article that’s going around has been posted five times over the years, always verbatim except for the name of the city and number of dead.


pumpkinspicednp:

sketchfilledpaper:

sketchfilledpaper:

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

j-la-vie:

Can I donate my menstrual cycle to a misogynistic white middle aged male

wrathlycat:

tredlocity:

walt disney’s decision to give each of the seven dwarves distinct personalities was inspired by the trolls from homestuck, so technically moana wouldnt have existed without andrew hussie

I blacked out for a second what does this say

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borderline-bxtch:

wallow:

twitterlols:

today’s the day

fuck I posted this a day late

Time is an illusion you fuck.

sodiumforsaltytimes:

Aries: why do you recognise other people’s pain but not your own pain?

Taurus: why do you always ruin your own happiness by thinking it won’t last?

Gemini: why do you talk so much or not at all?

Cancer: why do you worry so much about what others think about you?

Leo: why does your sparkle fade when others criticise you?

Virgo: why do you always hold on so tight that your hands hurt from grasping?

Libra: why don’t you ever think about yourself?

Scorpio: why do you always try to make it seem like you’re totally okay even when you’re not?

Sagittarius: why can’t you make a home within your own skin?

Capricorn: why do you always feel like you need to be the best in everything?

Aquarius: why are you so afraid of normality, routine, and stability?

Pisces: why do you always think everything is your fault?

just-shower-thoughts:

When I was a child, people told me I was an old soul because of my ability to understand the world around me. Now, I’m almost 30 years old and that understanding has turned into a cynical, sarcastic humor where my coping mechanism is to make jokes about everything. Now people tell me I’m childish.

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raychjackson:

the Onion is at it again

mcavoy:

happy fucking halloween, let’s get spooky.

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cooltori-minami:

jiluan:

fatswag:

jiluan:

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

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